December 2009
36 posts
Holidaysians, Celebrasians, Donasians… And Giving... →
Ladies and Gents, it’s been quite a year: Dubya left the building, Laura and Euna came back to us safely, China’s littlest gymnasts swore they were legal, Miley got goofy, Nadya Suleman…
DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Joe Lieberman →
Dear Joe Lieberman,
Wow. YOU ARE SUCH A DICK!!!
xoxo
DISGRASIAN
[Courant: Traitor Joe]
[MoveOn: Joe Lieberman Socks!]
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All I Want For Christmas Is… A $750 Cupcake →
When I first read on Poketo that there was a $750 cupcake at the The Sweet Surrender Cupcake and Candy Shop in the newly-opened Palazzo of Las Vegas, I thought it sounded so stupid.
Cup o’ Gold
D-I-V-O-R-C-E Spells Relief →
I don’t smile when a marriage splits up. Breakups are sad and awful things, and the end of a marriage is hardly a joke–they are painful for too many parties, from the parents to the kids to the…
DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Lindsay Lohan →
How can one celebutard–who knows full well how closely her words are parsed–commit two Twit faux pas in one week?
She actually DID go India. Just not when the raids happened.
What we’re…
What The Hell Are We Doing On The Cover Of Hyphen... →
The last issue of Hyphen featured our heroine, Ms. Margaret Cho, on their cover.
The new one, Issue 19, bears a photograph of us.
Either we’re blowing all the right people, they’re…
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Jerry Hsu →
Happy 28th birthday today to pro boarder Jerry Hsu!
This dude is the reason that Diana rides an Enjoi skateboard (poorly; with near-catastrophic drop-in attempts under her belt). Known…
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ROCK OF ASIAN: The Predators →
I’ll be honest. For about three weeks, when not busy playing Beatles Rock Band*, I’ve been dusting off old and also sorta-oldish punk albums, to give them a good spin–providing a soundtrack for the…
We Waited For Alexa Chung To Go “Off The Air” →
Brit “It” Fashionista Alexa Chung will host the final episode of her MTV talk show, “On the Air With Alexa Chung,” tomorrow.
Alexa, say goodbye to the intellectual giants of MTVs core…
Why We Hate Olivia Munn →
She’s smart. She’s brash. She’s funny.
Her first name is adorable, her last succinct and easy to pronounce.
She has more Twitter followers than we do.
Her nose freckles are cuter than Diana’s…
BABEWATCH: Mason Ho →
Name: Mason Ho
Hails from: North Shore of Hawaii
Occupation: Professional Surfer
Ho Ho Ho! Christmas must have come early.
Why He’s A Babe: Mad water skills and a great pedigree….
Lesson From Toby Keith: Nothin’ Sez Yellow Like A... →
What is UP with famous country folk and their love of doing the chink eye?
Not to generalize or whatever, but… isn’t that kinda what Toby’s doing here?
[TMZ: Toby Keith…
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK: Jeremy Lin →
Name: Jeremy Lin
Hails from: Boston, MA (via Palo Alto, CA)
Occupation: College senior, Basketball player for Harvard University
Jeremy Lin Knows How To Win
Jeremy Lin is…
DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Tiger Woods →
Did too many of Tiger’s low-rent mistresses rise up to tell their tales? Did enough of his sponsors threaten to drop him? We’ll never know. But one of the world’s greatest atheletes has decided…
How Do Yu Sex Up Lindsay Lohan? →
LA photographer Yu Tsai has a large slate of beautiful work, being a master of female sensuality, fantastic color variance, and irregularities turned into beauty.
We’d Rather Punch Ourselves In The Neck Than... →
…add a ukulele and a munchkin. We melt. We simply melt.
And we forget all about Mraz’s stupid hats and all of that “Mr. A to Z” garbage.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OH!!!!!…
An Open Letter From DISGRASIAN To Shawne Merriman →
Hello Shawn,
Not a merry man
Okay, we don’t know you. We’re not your big sisters. But if we were your big sisters–whoo boy, this “conversation” would be the 9,473,665th epic, painful,…
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Lindsay Price →
Happy birthday to Linday Price, who turned 33 this week. May she continue to enjoy glowy skin, laughing eyes, and sufficient ratings on ABC’s Eastwick!
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White House Party Crash Test Dummies →
News today: For crashing the White House state dinner, the oh-so-tawdry hobknobbers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have, as expected, been served with subpoenas–a decision made today by a…
Lindsay Lohan Off To Meet Women And Kids In India →
Reports today have stated that Lindsay Lohan will be traveling to India for the BBC, to shoot a documentary on trafficking of women and children in the impoverished country.
Lohan:…
BABEWATCH: Dinky Ninja Bears →
Sure, plushies are everywhere. But the Dinky Ninja Bears, which we just discovered this week via Twitter, are something special. Is it the indefinite tummy forms? Their tiny arms? Their lack of…
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A young Sarah Palin’s reason for spending only one semester at the University of Hawaii is under debate after The New Yorker’s Sam Tanhauser revealed this gem of info in a comparison of Palin’s…
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK: Naked Padma Lakshmi →
Padma Lakshmi tells Page Six Magazine this week, “I like me better naked.”
Here’s hoping she never gets dressed again
And we couldnt’ agree more. To be clear, the context of…
Goodbye Panda →
Tai Shan, the panda Americans have watched with awe since his 2005 birth at the National Zoo in Washington D.C., is going home. On loan from China, Tai Shan was allowed to stay at the Zoo for two…
An Open Letter To Suri, From Maddox →
Tot To Trot
“Eat this, Suri Cruise! I’m lookin’ fly on the red carpet! You think you’re so bad in your high heels? My sisters wear ties and hats and exercise pants and maxi…
DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Tareq and Michaele Salahi →
Say what you will about Tareq and Michaele Salahi; they know how to make an appearance.
“Sari, everybody! Didn’t mean to threaten national security or anything!”
There’s a variety of…
Recruit Him To Your Guild: Taiwanese Dude “Beats”... →
Okay, fine: We’re not WOW experts. So we don’t really know what it means to kill 390,895 creatures, accumulate 7,255,538,878 points of damage, complete 5,906 quests, raid 405 dungeons and hug 11…
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Chanel Iman →
Happy birthday to Chanel Iman, whose lanky limbs and luscious lips turned the ripe old age of 20 on Monday!
And since we’ve endured enough Blasian falsehoods for the week, let us…
Feeling High About Evan Low →
You probably agree: Evan Low was one of the true highlights of Angry Asian Man’s 30 under 30 list this year.
He is, after all, only 23–making him really, really under 30 (not just squeaking in…
We Get It Already, Blasians Can’t Drive Escalades →
As Gawker aptly pointed out yesterday, nearly every hack comedian in America managed a take on this setup: “Blasian Tiger Woods crashes his Escalade.”
There are many versions,…
ROCK OF ASIAN: Ill-Literacy Finally Dropped A... →
Bay Area funk-soul-hop outfit, Ill-Literacy has been rolling large since ‘06. But this week, our pals from up north released a long overdue studio record: iB4the1.1.
Clever, funny,…
Kitten With Spirit Fingers →
Asian people love small animals.
That is all you need to know.
Watch, melt…
…repeat.
Thanks, Angie!
We Found Our Chinese Haunt: The Dali Gay Bar →
In an attempt to counter a rapidly rising AIDS rate, the Chinese government has actually done something cool: opened a government-funded gay bar in Dali, one of the ten Chinese cities most…
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK: Patrick Li →
Name: Patrick Li
Age: 41
Occupation: Art Director, Graphic Designer, Creative Director and Principal of the branding firm Li, Inc.
Patrick Li, Packaging Your Sartorial Experience
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BABEWATCH: Obama Girl In Red Coat →
Apparently, the only thing that can distract a listener from the greatest orator of our time… is a lady in red.
During President Obama’s town hall discussion with Chinese Youth on November 16,…